You would see a lot more with eyes wide open…
Taken from the callcentertechs yahoogroups. 😀
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.
As he was walking away, I called after him, “So, what was wrong?” He replied, “It was an ID ten T error.”
I didn’t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, “An, ID ten T error? What’s that … in case I need to fix it again?”
Harold grinned…. “Haven’t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?”
“No,” I replied.
“Write it down,” he said, “and I think you’ll figure it out.”
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T
I used to like Harold……
by Joe Jackson
Won’t you be my number two
Me and number one are through
There won’t be too much to do
Just smile when I feel blue
And there’s not much left of me
What you get is what you see
Is it worth the energy
I leave it up to you
And if you got something to say to me
Don’t try to play your funny ways on me
I know that it’s really not fair of me
But my heart’s seen too much action
And every time I look at you
You’ll be who I want you to
And I’ll do what I can do
To make a dream or two come true
If you’ll be my
If you be my number two
Do you know exactly what a heart is?
I’ll tell you.
The heart is the only broken thing that still works.
Men are not stupid and you don’t need a complicated set of rules to find a good one who loves you.
Here is the only rule you need:
If a man loves you, he’ll do anything he can to keep you around. ANYTHING.
BUT, we can only do so much! 😦