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ID ten T error

Taken from the callcentertechs yahoogroups. 😀

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I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.

As he was walking away, I called after him, “So, what was wrong?” He replied, “It was an ID ten T error.”

I didn’t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, “An, ID ten T error? What’s that … in case I need to fix it again?”

Harold grinned…. “Haven’t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?”

“No,” I replied.

“Write it down,” he said, “and I think you’ll figure it out.”

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

I used to like Harold……

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Be My Number Two

by Joe Jackson

Won’t you be my number two
Me and number one are through
There won’t be too much to do
Just smile when I feel blue

And there’s not much left of me
What you get is what you see
Is it worth the energy
I leave it up to you

And if you got something to say to me
Don’t try to play your funny ways on me
I know that it’s really not fair of me
But my heart’s seen too much action

And every time I look at you
You’ll be who I want you to
And I’ll do what I can do
To make a dream or two come true
If you’ll be my
If you be my number two

The Heart…

Do you know exactly what a heart is?

I’ll tell you.

The heart is the only broken thing that still works.

Men are not Stupid…

Men are not stupid and you don’t need a complicated set of rules to find a good one who loves you.

Here is the only rule you need:
If a man loves you, he’ll do anything he can to keep you around. ANYTHING.

BUT, we can only do so much! 😦