The Complication

December 27, 2007

Now I know what the complication is all about. Now I am sad. Naiiyak ako.

Goody goody talaga ako eh. Tama ka dun Fred and I won’t rebut. One side of me is saying this is it. I have to end courting Baby Boink Boink. Sinusuyo siya ni ex eh. Biruin mo. Hahadlang ako sa mahigit tatlong taon nilang pagiging sila. Sayang yun. Tatlong taon din ng saya at pighati ang mawawala na lang ng ganun. Parang ang pangit.

Galing na rin kasi ako sa ganun. Daisy and I were together for almost 4 years eh. Pinairal ko lang pride ko, hindi ko sinuyo. Ayun, we ended up separating. Wala rin naman kasi kaming common friends na tutulong sa aming magkaayos at magmature para maayos ang relationship namin nun. I wanted to remain idealistic, na wala na akong ibang babaeng ihaharap sa dambana bukod sa kanya. Eh kaso nga wala namang ibang tumutulong sa aming magkaayos at palibhasa pareho pa kaming bata, hindi rin namin kinaya.

With Baby Boink Boink’s case, now knowing the complication, I want to be both her friend and her lover.

Friend, so that magkaayos sila ni ex niya. Para matapos man ang kung anumang dapat tapusin o pausbungin ang dapat yumabong at mamulaklak. :). This will be painful. But if this will make her happy, I will really be happy.

Lover kasi I REALLY love her. Iba siya. Do I see myself spending the rest of my life with her? You betcha! Kahit magdildil ako ng asin, basta sya makakain ng maayos eh gagawin ko. Pero syempre kung mahal din niya ako, sabay kami magdidildil ng asin at kakain ng maayos. 😀

Ang sakit naman ng papasukin ko.

Baby Boink Boink, I hope the reason you are with me is because you are happy with me. Happy na muna ako sa 70/30 na love mo ko, na sinabi mo pang without the complication eh tayo na. Effort effort pa ko para maging 100 na iyon. Tapos hintayin ko na lang na mawala si complication. Hehehe.

I love you. I miss you. Naiiyak ako. Wabyu Baby. :*

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Chrstmas Party and Taxi Cabs

December 27, 2007

Christmas and taxi cabs do not go together.

I hear people complain that it is really hard to get a taxi cab when you really need one, especially at the mall, when your legs are tired. And there are also drivers who complain, that they can’t seem to find the passengers they want. And there are drivers who just don’t care. They don’t take passengers, ask for additional payment, whiz by the queue, and even set their own prices. Darn.

Last Saturday was a story for me. I was taking Baby Boink Boink to the company’s Christmas party. So there I was, in a cab from my place to her place. I texted her that I was already near. To my surprise I got a reply that we should just meet in SM. She had to run some errands for her family. Huhuhu. That means I have to lose the cab, the comfort of already having the ride to the party. But it was Baby Boink Boink. Being with her is better than being in the cab and alone on my way to the party.

When we met, we have to pick the right place to get a cab. Question is do we really have a choice? We are in a mall. Lots of people. Where the ratio of taxi cabs is inversely proportional to the number of people. But I was with her. To wait is nothing.

It was more than an hour of waiting before lady luck shined upon us. A taxi pulled up and asked the first person in line where they were headed. The driver shook his head. That’s my chance! I shouted “Taft”. The driver asked “San sa Taft?” I replied “Padre Faura.” He nodded.

Yehey! Baby Boink Boink and me, on our way to the Christmas party!


Happy Christmas!!!

December 27, 2007

It was a happy Christmas in a way. I had the best surprise of my life. 🙂

Christmas eve is work night for me. I was in the office at around 10pm. I was to be all alone in the IT room from 3am-6~7am, until Wilfred arrives. When it was around 2:48am, Vic pointed towards the walkway out our door. And there she was. Walking towards our room. Carrying a white round object, her bag, and a plastic bag with some stuff in it. She was here. Inspiration was here.

Kaya pala.

Kaya pala she has been asking questions earlier that morning (24th). Questions like, may pasok ka nga mamaya? Sinong kasama mo sa IT mamaya? Anong oras ka walang kasama? Hanggang anong oras?

May plano pala siyang magpunta. Surprise pala niya sa akin yun. Sweetness. *sniff*.

The white round object was a sheep stuffed toy (her gift to me), in the plastic bag is a banana cake (sarap, daming nuts sa ibabaw).

Samalat Baby Boink Boink. Christmas would never be that much happy without you. You are the reason why I have a smile everyday. Wabyu. 🙂


Feel Good Music

December 20, 2007

I have always been a fan of Original Pilipino Music. Martin Nievera, APO Hiking Society, Eraserheads, True Faith, Parokya ni Edgar, Siakol, Yano, and Tropical Depression just to name some. There are albums (in tape) that my brother and I bought years ago as our music, our rebel music (if you can call them that). Tapes were bought in our early teens. Hehe.

There are album that we think are sulit. Like the first three Eraserheads album. The first Tue Faith Album. Yano’s and Siakol’s albums. Tapes that you can keep playing all day long without being nagsasawa. They have been my Feel Good Music.

Sa mga panahong ganito eh ang sarap balikan ang mga nakaraan. Ang mga panahong pa easy easy lang. NA mahihiga ka lang sa kama mo at titingala sa kisame. Magpapalipas oras sa pakikinig ng mga tugtuging magpapalakbay sa iyong utak. Sa mga lugar at panahon na ikaw ang bida. Na ikaw ang gitna ng daigdig. Na ikaw ang bida. Limot ang problema, limot ang nakapaligid sa iyo. Ikaw lang at wala ng iba. Walang pagiyak, pag luha, kahit pagtawa.

Btw, litening to True Faith while writing this. Muntik ng Maabot ang Langit. 


My Peace

December 19, 2007

I wrote a poem earlier entitled I Found Peace.

Peace means being contented with whatever is given, hard, but I have to.

Kapayapaan ng loob na hindi maghahangad ng kung ano at makuntento sa kung ano man ang ibigay. Mahirap, pero dapat.

I guess I have to be contented with the memories I have of her.

That picture left a lasting imprint on my mind. It was peaceful. A tranquil moment. Of her in my presence, sleeping peacefully. Enjoying the sight of her face, her nose, her cheeks, and her lips. Virtually the two of us. Of me protecting her. From the sunlight touching her smooth skin. My embrace keeping her from shaking.

I hope I could have more days like that. If only that moment could last a lifetime.

Hope and pray. Just some of the very few weapons I have in this war of emotions. 😦


My Saddest and Happiest Christmas

December 19, 2007

This Christmas would be the saddest and Happiest Christmas for me to date.

Saddest. I guess my earlier blog entries could summarize that.

Happiest. Kasi natuto ulit akong ngumiti, umibig at mabigo (yata).  Smile. Life still has a lot of surprises. She is something. I never thought I could get to know somebody like her. Sigh. If only we could be together. I guess, that’s wishful thinking now. Even the power of positive thinking did not help. Prayers, probably not that many people were praying for me. I could have told everything to my closest friends. But again, akala ko kasi kakayanin ko, kakayaning mabigo, lumuha, at muling mabaliw. Hahahaha. Hindi ko kaya… Nahihirapan ako. Hahaha.

Happy ako kasi nameet kita. Kahit paano, in my small geeky world, I was able to enjoy your company.

Mamimimiss ko hawakan yung kamay ng Baby ko, ikiss ang Baby ko, lalo na ng madami sa cheek niya. Ang baby fats niyang masarap kurutin, kasi ang cute cute. Sarap niya i-hug. Tapos nakakatuwa pag nikikiliti ko sya. Nakakatuwa yung reaction niya. Mamimiss kong amuyin ang buhok niya. Even after 9 hours of work, mabango pa rin kasi. Kahit siya eh. Ang bango bango niya pag inaamoy ko siya. Even my shirt, after being with her in a cab on our way to their place, smells like her. Hug ko kasi sya eh. Sarap din niya kumain. She’s not like some ladies who are pretty much controlled by their diet.

I guess that’ll be my gift this Christmas. The gift of being in love and being hurt. Now, I will again be sipping hot cocoa this Christmas. Masarap siya. Anyone for a cup? I could add mallows. 😀


Jokes

December 19, 2007

NARS: doc, bat tinanggihan nyo yung pasyente?
DR: alin, yung bakla?
NARS: opo. Baka sabihin namimili tayo, porket bading siya.
DR: ano naman raraspahin ko sa kanya?

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FROG: what does my future hold?
FAIRY: you’ll meet someone who wants to know everything about you.
FROG: great! Will I meet her in a party?
FAIRY: no. in biology class

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things you don’t want to hear during your own surgery:
-san yung gunting na bago? Bat may kalawang to?
-10ml? may nakasurvive na ba dyan? Sabi ko 5ml lang!
-doc, ubos na po pala yung anesthesia.
-kanina pa bukas yung tiyan, asan yung pantahi?
-sunog! Sunog! Labas lahat!

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inspiring quote of the day:
“hindi ako tamad. Hindi ko lang alam kung saan ko ibubuhos kasipagan ko.”

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‘dear te, dear te, dear te!!!’
-sigaw ni Anabel Rama kay Lorin at Veniz (mga anak ni Rofa) habang naglalaro ng tubig sa kanal.

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TEACHER: okay class our lesson for today is science. What is science?
PEDRO: ako ma’am! Ako ma’am!
TEACHER: okay Pedro, what is science?
PEDRO: science is our lesson for today.

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Sexy girl nagkukumpisal:
PARI: iha, ano ang iyong ikukumpisal?
SEXY: father, pag nakakarinig po ako ng lalaking nagmumura di ko mapigilan sarili ko na yayain siya magsex!
PARI: ‘tang ina! Di nga?

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TEACHER: ano ang pambansang ibon?
BOY: chicken?
TEACHER: hindi! kulay brown ito!
BOY: fried chicken!
TEACHER: hindi! mas maliit ito sa chicken.
BOY: knorr chicken cubes!
TEACHER: get out!

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The Philippine presidents flying in a plane.
GMA: what if I throw a check for a million pesos out the window to make at least 1 Filipino happy?
CORY: but my dear, why don’t you throw 2 checks for half a million each and thus make 2 Filipinos happy?
RAMOS: why not throw four checks for a quarter of a million each and make four Filipinos happy?
And on it went until finally, Erap blurts out:
“but madam president, why not simply throw yourself out of the window and make all the Filipinos happy?”

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BOY: dad, tulong naman sa assignment ko. Find the least common denominator daw.
DAD: ha? aba’y elementary pa lang ako eh hinahanap na nila yan ah! Aba’y di pa ba nila nakikita?

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Anong sabi ng centipede nung may nakasalubong siyang isang centipede?
“uy pare. Apir!apir!apir! apir!apir! apir!apir! apir!apir! apir!apir! apir!apir! apir!apir! apir!apir! apir!apir! apir!…. ……

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eto ang banat na malupet.
GUY: miss, pinaglihi ka ba sa inidoro?
GIRL: bakit?
GUY: kasi ako pinaglihi sa tae. Nung nakita kita, di ko mapigilang mahulog!

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BOY1: nkakakawa naman lola mo.
BOY2: bakit?
BOY1: nakasabay ko kasi magsimba nung isang araw, ubo ng ubo. Pinagtitinginan nga ng tao.
BOY2: papansin lang yun!
BOY1: bakit?
BOY2: bago kasi blouse niya!

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a boss confused about his Math asked his secretary:
If I give you P3M less 17%, how much would you take off?
SECRETARY: everything sir! Dress, bra, panty!

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TEACHER: mga bata, alam niyo ba na ang bawat butil ng palay ay galing sa dugo’t pawis ng mga magsasaka?
MGA BATA: eeewwww!

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BOY: is this your first time?
GIRL: (angrily) oo naman noh. You guys talaga. So kuleeet! Always asking me the same question. Paulit-ulit. Hmp!

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magsyota sa motel.
BF: alam mo love, ikaw ang first girl na dinala ko dito.
GF: sinungaling. Sabi nila lagi ka dito!
BF: oo, pero ikaw lang talaga ang girl!

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STUDENT: ma’am, pagagalitan niyo po ba ako sa bagay na hindi ko naman ginawa?
TEACHER: natural hindi.
STUDENT: good, di ko po ginawa assignment ko!

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isang araw sa may tindahan.
PULUBI: palimos po.
TINDERO: wala po, patawad.
PULUBI: sige na po, kahit magkano.
TINDERO: sya sige! Eto, dos.
PULUBI: salamat po ng marami. Isang Malboro nga po, yung menthol.

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TITSER: bat ka na-late?
EDWARD: nawalan ho kasi ng 500 yung lalaki.
TITSER: tinulungan mo siyang maghanap?
EDWARD: hindi po, tinapakan ko lang hanggang umalis siya.

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sa kasalan
PARI: sana ang donation mo ay katumbas ng ganda ng pakakasalan mo.
GROOM: eto P5, father.
Tinignan ng pari ang bride.
PARI: eto P4 sukli mo iho.

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sabi nung friend ko, nakakalaki daw ng tiyan ang beer. Kasi noon minsan nalasing siya, nabuntis siya!

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DEATH of MR.BEAN’S MOTHER
Mr Bean: (crying) the doctor just called up, my mom’s dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(after 2 minutes, Mr. Bean cries even louder.)
Friend: what now, Mr. Bean?
Mr Bean: my sister just called. Her mom died too.

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NOEL: ipapangalan ko sa aking anak ” LEON ” baliktad ng Noel.
NINO: sa akin ONIN baliktad ng NINO.
TOTO: wag niyo akong maisali-sali dyan sa usapan niyo!

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Sinoli ni Erap ang libro sa library.
ERAP: sobrang dami ng characters wala naman storya.
LIBRARIAN: kayo pala kumuha ng telephone directory namin!

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JAIME ZOBEL DE AYALA: 1/2 Pinoy, 1/2 Spanish.
HENRY SY: 1/2 Pinoy, 1/2 Chinese.
LITO ATIENZA: 1/2 Hawaiian, 1/2 Polo.
MIKE ARROYO: 1/2 Pinoy, 1/2 pork.
JOHN OSMENA: 1/2 Pinoy, 1/2 Pinay.
PROSPERO PICHAY: 1/2 Unggoy, 1/2 gulay.
GMA: 1/2 … only.

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MR: hon promise simula ngayon, iiwan ko na ang mga kabit ko.
MRS: wow. Thank you love. Ako naman, I promise, ang susunod nating anak, ikaw na ang ama. Promise talaga.

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NUN: mother! I was raped. What shall I do?
Mother SUPERIOR: here, take this calamansi.
NUN: will this ease the pain?
Mother SUPERIOR: sipsipin mo! Nang mawala ngiti sa mukha mo, gaga!

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SA OSPITAL…..

WIFE: hon, nahirapan ako huminga.
HUSBAND: kung nahirapan ka ng huminga, itigil mo na.

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sa sabungan, walang entrance fee ang may dalang panabong. Si Juan para makalibre pumasok may dalang inahin.
BANTAY: [sinita si Juan] ano yan?
JUAN: [galit pa!] manok!
BANTAY: alam ko, eh bakit inahin?
JUAN: may laban ang mister niya, siyempre moral support bobo!

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GF: magaling! At sino tong baby na nagtext sayo?
BF: ah eh kumpare ko yun! Lalake yun! Baby lang palayaw.
GF: oh eto replyan mo. Hindi daw kayo tuloy at may mens daw ang tarantado!

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INA: anak, tawagan mo nga tatay mo sa celfon. Pauwiin mo dito.
[pagkatapos tawagan.]
ANAK: nay, babae po ang sumagot.
INA: lintik, sinasabi ko na nga ba, may tinatago yang tatay mo eh! Anong sabi?
ANAK: ‘you only have zero pesos in your account…’ hindi ko na tinapos nay mukhang matapobre.

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nagbubungkal ng lupa si Erap para magtanim. Akala ng nakakita niloloko lang siya dahil wala naman siyang tinatanim.
BANTAY: sir, wala naman kayong tinatanim ah.
ERAP: bobo! Seedless to!

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ANAK: nay, ano po ba yung 10 commandments?
NANAY: yun yung sampung utos ng Diyos.
ANAK: mas makapangyarihan pa po pala kayo sa Diyos eh!
NANAY: bakit?
ANAK: ang dami niyong utos eh!

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thought to ponder:
hindi kaya ang dahilan ng pagbaha sa panahon ni Noah ay pinutol niya lahat ng puno para gumawa ng napaka laking arko? ano sa tingi mo?

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HISTORY 101:
JUDAS: anong gimik yang hinuhugasan ni Magda ang paa ni Bossing?
PETER: wag kang makialam, darating ang araw at tatawagin yang FOOT SPA.

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PEDRO: niloko ko yung tindera kanina.
JUAN: paano mo naman niloko yung tindera?
PEDRO: nagpaload ako eh wala naman akong celfon.

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may nakakita sakin sa dalampasigan. malungkot at nagiisa. sabi niya, ‘kung mahal mo siya, bakit di mo ipadama?’ sumagot ako, ‘mahal ka diyan?!!! naiwan ako sa outing tanga.’

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DORAY: mare, kulang pa kami ng isang miyembro. baka gusto mong sumali sa paluwagan.
PINANG : hindi pa ako pwede, mare.
DORAY: bakit mare?
PINAY: virgin pa kasi ako.

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ERAP SA PIZZA HUT
WAITER: sir, do you want me to cut your pizza into 4 slices or 8 slices?
ERAP: into four na lang, masyadong marami yung eight. di ko mauubos.

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SALESGIRL: sir, you can’t smoke here.
CUSTOMER: but I bought these cigars from your store.
SALESGIRL: we also sell condoms, but it doesn’t mean you can f*ck here.

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summer job opportunities:
package 1:
-P5000/hour
-enchanted kingdom
-tagatulak ng anchor’s away.
package 2:
-P7000/day
-palengke
-tagalista ng noisy.
package 3:
-P800/minute
-star city
-tagahila ng roller coaster.
package 4:
-P900/minute.
-for females only.
– alaska milk.
-substitute sa baka.
oh pili na. mahirap maghanap ng trabaho.

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AMO: inday, kunin mo nga yung VOGUE magazine!
INDAY: mam, vogyu hindi vog.
AMO: inday, vog ang tamang pagbigkas.
INDAY: o sige na nga mam VOG na, there’s no need to ARG.

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pano sasabihin sa isang girl na maitim ang kili-kili niya without hurting his feelings?
ganda ng deodorant mo ha, kiwi?”

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what’s worse than finding a worm in the apple you are eating? pag nakita mong kalahati na lang ang worm.

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Si Erap nakabasag ng vase sa Museum, yung attendant nataranta.
ATTENDANT: naku sir, more than 500 years old na po yang vase.
ERAP: hay salamat. Akala ko bago!

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Overheard from a girl na galit sa kararating na boyfriend sa starbucks:
GIRL: my God, you’re so late. Where did you . . . where have you. . . where do you. . . san ka ba galing?

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ang tawag sa gumagawa ng tubo, tubero. Ang tawag sa kumukuha ng basura, basurero. Ang tawag sa mahilig sa gimik, gimikero. Sa maraming babae, babaero. Ang tawag sa nakaupo sa kanto.?

Tambay pare, tambay!