UP Professors’ Quotable Quotes


UP Professors’ Quotable Quotes

“The aim of policy making is to invoke action! Because action speaks louder than words! You do not just say I love you. You say: If you love me, enter me! ”

-Dr. Alfonso Pacquing

“Class, next week na lang ung result sa exam nyo. I am having a hard time checking it. I will seek first the divine guidance on what to do about it. Class dont worry about your grade. Let me worry about it.”

-sir de jesus,envi sci 1

(valentines day)

“Ano ba yan? Students ba kayo ng UP? Bakit ang bababa ng scores niyo? Siguro wala kayong date ngayong valentines kaya ganito kayo. Losers!!! When i was your age i had a date. Hindi ba naapektuhan ng UP FAIR euphoria ng grades niyo? Parang di kayo masaya…”

(sabay matching tapon ng quizzes sa sahig)

“I won’t record this. Go find a date.”

(sabay walk out.)

-Sir Doliente,BA.

Ma’am: Many people believe that we, psychology graduates can read minds…

(silence) Actually, we can.

Class: Weh.. Sample..

Ma’am: Right now, you think that I’m bluffin

-Ma’am Chei

“I don’t give surprise long exams. All exams are announced. Halimbawa, Class, mageexam tayo, NGAYON NA!”

-Ma’am Chei (again)

“The human body is 70% water. Kaya wala kayong kasaysayan lahat. Pag may kaaway ka, sabihin mo sa kanya, TUBIG
KA LANG!!!”

-Dr. Recio

“Oo, nagpapaulan ako ng uno… baket? aanhin ko ba nun? di naman ako yayaman dun.”

-Sir Atoy, histo I

(commenting on a thesis of a senior student)

‘Yang thesis mo? .. Mamamatay ka!! Mamamatay ka!!’

– Dr. llanes, UPM.

“Nasa bandang gilid ang fallopian tube. Kaya kung gusto niyong magka-anak ng asawa niyo, dapat nakatagilid kayo
habang gumagawa.”

-Ma’am Meggie, Zoo 10

“Last sem was the first time that I gave a grade of 5, and it felt good!!!”

Prof Goldie, Comm II, circa 1998, first day of class

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